Inspiring Conversation with my boss

Once upon a time, okay well, i actually remember the time, it was december 2011, my 38-years-old boss and I were having an outstation duty around Pahang. And since I was quite a fresh employee that time, we carpooled in his car.

SUDDENLY, we came across a theme park. There was a big dinosaur trying to eat us. I urged my boss to drive faster.. Luckily, the dinosaur didn't see us. Phew.. we managed to escape from dinosaur. Thank god!
Okay.. needless to say, that was a crap, now back to the real story below:

SUDDENLY, we came across a secluded land (area) with a lot of trees nearby which looks kinda creepy. And so the conversation between my boss and I began:
"

Me   :  Hey.. (pointing to that area) what's that place?

Boss :  (shaking his head) Dunno. Probably just a parking place.

Me   :  Actually, I know what's that place. (with a mysterious tone, my close friends would know how it sounds like)

Boss : You know? (surprised tone) What's that place? 

Me   : Once upon a time, there were 7 pretty ladies stayed there. 

Boss : Oh really?

Me   : However, they were witches and they performed ritual every night to summon the spirits of the tree.

(Before my boss spoke out any word, I resumed..)

Me   : They performed countless times of the ritual, but the summoning wasn't successful. So, they gave up and killed themselves. The End. (giving out a sad sigh)

(pause for a while)

Boss:  Very inspiring story~

"

LOL! Out of so many responses that I was expecting, "Very inspiring story~" was totally something out of my expectation. Hey, where can you get such a nice boss that you could even crap to? I'm jz lucky!

ps: the mysterious tone i mentioned above also known as the crappy tone, whenever i use that tone, my friends will know exactly that my next sentence will definitely be a crap. 

Something Funny that happened!

It was really funny.

It happened today when I was on my way to buy my lunch.. I was thinking of buying KFC as I really miss the zinger burger. So, I drove my wife, Proton Persona to a nearby KFC.. (which is not really near btw)

On my way to that KFC, there's a rather serious traffic jam ahead. Normally I wouldn't really care about it, would have just stayed in my car listening songs from RedFM (yeah, this is the channel i listen these days, not bad) while waiting for the traffic jam to resolve. But today was different, it was such a serious traffic jam that no car is actually moving..

I've waited for like 20 minutes and there was still no changes with the situation. Then people started to get frustrated. Some of the impatient drivers started to make their cars speak (yeah, there's a word for it-- honk). After that, some of the more 8 (erm... synonym for 'curious') drivers started to get out of their cars to see the situation ahead.. At first, i was very patient for the situation. But after anohter 10 minutes, i started to become a bit curious also.. "WHAT actually happened in front??" was a big question in my head. After a minute of short dilemma on whether to go out c or not, I made my mind and turned off my car's engine, heading to the 'crime scene'.

While I was walking near to the 'crime scene', there are a lot ppl approach that area as well. Most of them were as curious as me.... And finally... we saw the reason why it had such a big traffic jam!

Guess what? The reason that caused such a heavy traffic jam was because...
"There's a tensed battle between Pikachu and Harry Potter!!"

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Yeah.... In case u are not aware, your reaction to the sentence above was the 'something funny that happened' mentioned in the title. LOL. (long time never write crappy post, heee)

Feel the Songs~

To me, in order to feel the songs perfectly, there are 3 conditions:

1. Use earphone
2. Not doing anything else at the same time
3. Switch off the lights and stay at a dark room.

 Then, you will get to feel the songs perfectly~~~

Silent Midnight

Although the post title sounds like telling a ghost story, it's not. Dun worry. I'm just describing the current atmosphere here now in my room. The curtains are closed, and it's so damn hot while my roommate still can sleep harmoniously with his blanket. That's so incredible.

I just killed 11th mosquito in this room, within 2 hours. I dunno if it's me who become more expert in killing mosquitoes or the mosquitoes tonight just seem too stupid. They just fly like usual, unaware of the deadly fatal Wei Han's palm nearby. And with a single "piak" or double "piak", they ended up become lifeless corpses. I feel so sorry for them.... Well, actually i'm not. They deserve death, population of mosquitoes has increased too rapidly. If we do not take action to control it, it will disrupt the ecosystem! (of course what i said doesnt have any scientific proof)

I was studying till around 3.50am and i had actually completed the study target of the night. Supposingly, i should be rushing towards my bed, hugging my pillows and sleep like a pig. But, i myself do not know why I'm still awake here, facebooking and blogging. Weird. I dun feel like i'm someone who is having exam tomoro.. (well i just killed the 12th mosquito while typing the previous sentence) It kinda distracted me and i forgot what were i typing. Okay, mentioned bout exam mood, i don't really feel like i'm in the mood of having exams. I take it as a bad indication that my result this sem is going to be a disaster. But it's okay, final semester, and it's time for my cgpa to drop. (of course i wish it could maintain)

Anyway, i suppose it's almost time for me to sleep already. Since my roommate is going to wake up for his morning study session, it's time for me to start my slumber session. We are trying to safeguard the room from any burglary. Nah~ kidding. It's just that i love to sleep late while he couldnt sleep late. (you can say in another way that he loves to sleep early but i couldnt sleep early). For those who are having exams, good luck for you all if u read my post. Else, u dun get the good luck wish from me. haha. (i'm reading it as well, so i definitely get good luck wish from myself, YAY!)

It's Saturday~ It's Saturday~

10am waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my drink, gotta have my cheese
... (if you dunno what am i talking about, go watch Rebecca's Friday in youtube)

That's basically how my morning goes. After have my cheese as my breakfast, i back to my laptop upstairs and do my case study. Duh.. this is so not Saturday. Anyway, like Rebecca Black suggested, "It’s Saturday, Saturday, Gotta get Outing on Saturday", i feel like going out for some activities. And here I check the cinema for any nice movies, and there is none. So, i give a call to my buddy TK, and invited him for a cyber cafe gaming session. Of course, he gladly agreed.

However, like any other days at home, i gotta settle my lunch myself. As an emo and lonely young nice looking kind hearted humble and smart guy (oops, i praised myself too much? but i'm just telling the truth!), i had a little bit of trouble trying to decide which place i should have my lunch. Again as an emo and lonely young nice looking kind hearted humble and smart guy, I decided to have my lunch in McD! Why McD? First, it is delicious; second, mcd is supposed to give a happy mode to me. Like i said, i was emo, lonely, young, nice looking, kind hearted, humble and smart at that time.... oh well, i mean, i was emo and lonely back then, that's why i chose to have my lunch in mcd where i believe it would cheer me up a little.

After i parked my car at mcd drivethrough (near highway), to my surprise, there are 3 other almost identical cars parking at that place. Now i totally accept the fact that the colour of my car is too common. here are the pictures:

They are actually 4 different cars; have a guess which is my car?

Answer: the last picture (bottom right side)



So, I entered McD and decided to order McChicken set. Not because it is super delicious, but it is the cheapest among the set. What to do? poor ma~ While waiting for my food to arrive, I suddenly asked the cashier/counter lady to smile. but why? Coz i wanted to take a picture of her. It's impossible for her to reject my request due to my charm and charisma.. choke* Even i couldnt stand what i'm saying. Let's just forget bout what i said.

I knew i successfully made her day, by asking her to smile and taking her pic

So, after she smiles at me (my camera), i'm so disappointed. Because... she didnt give me a discount. It seems I'm not as charming as i expected. Nevertheless, I took my food and take a lonely seat and eat lonely.. What a sad story right? But never mind. I have a companion: my camera. And this is the time I camwhored in public. And.. I was quite embarassed actually. :P But what to do? emo and lonely ma~ They gotta be more considerate towards the desire of emo and lonely ppl.


The picture there ----> shows how happy i was while eating fries. And yeah, the smile was very fake. Because i actually wasnt very happy while eating fries. But what to do, facing camera, i had to show my cheerful smiles anyhow. :/






<----And what are you staring? I'm eating my fries!

It's hard to believe i couldnt finish my lunch. My appetite these days really become so bad. And I mentioned in fb right? now my weight is less than 50 kg. Omg.. Lowest record in these 4-5 years.

Anyway, i finish the fries, because i love it. The burger left 20% unfinished and the drink left 80% unfinished. Guilty of not finishing the food? No, not at all, they arent healthy anyway. Good excuse right? haha



 So later then, i went to tk's house. He was having his lunch that time, therefore leaving me idle. While being very free, I borrowed his laptop and blogged on my previous post, using his laptop at his house. And after he finished his lunch, it was game time! Cyber cafe is always our favourite place for outing. That's the place we show our friendship, bonding, interactiveness, closeness... ah~ i'm just crapping. That's the place where we play dota, kill some noob players and get killed by some pro players. And WTH, we won every game we played. Are we just too pro? lol.

We still can take picture while the game is on. geng lea? haha. no la, the game hasn't started.

 After winning for so many times, we were both frustrated. We started to question why we are so good in playing this game. It is unfair to the other players that we are so good. haha. Being snobbish here. Anyway, we enjoyed the game and we left cyber cafe around 6pm.

It has been long time since i attach pictures into my post. Well, I'm actually using Bong's blogging style where almost each post has lots of pictures. But of course, mine is better coz i'm more humourous in writing. LOL! He is going to criticize and insult me if he saw this. Anyway, i know the post is a bit long than expected. And therefore, here's the end of it. It's my saturday my saturday~

One pleasant morning

There is this one pleasant morning,

When you have enough sleep and good dreams (Dreaming of becoming billionaire)

When you can see the sun smiles at you (Please do not look at it too long as it will hurt your eyes)

When you can listen to birds singing (It doesn't mean they sing well)

When you can have a table of dim sums for breakfast ( And become bankrupt because of that)

When you can greet everyone with a friendly tone (Good morning handsome! or Good morning pretty!)

When you can dance freely with joy at the road (And laughed by the public)

When you can pick up money or perhaps an Iphone on the road (and throw it away because it's fake)

When you can be flirted by many Leng Lui (They have great taste)

When you can realize you become better looking compared to yesterday ( Due to a not-so-clear mirror)

When you can share your happiness with everyone ( And they ask you to shut up)

When you feel the morning is extremely pleasant.... (...

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[Alarm Clock Ringing]

{Yawn~}
Eh it's afternoon already
Shouldn't have slept so late yesterday.
By the way, I did have a good dream of having a pleasant morning.

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p/s: Long time never write crappy post loo~ What a fun thing to do!

Wo~oh.oh.. Monday Blue!

Like the blue curtain of v5 room... it makes the whole room BLUE~ and dark... Gloomy but soothing.. 

what a calm feeling it gives... and it does create a slumber atmosphere that makes people drowsy and lazy.

I like that!

Monday blue~

Tuesday also blue~

Wednesday also blue~

Friday also blue~

Saturday also blue~

Sunday also blue~

Did u notice i skipped Thursday?

But anyway, i'm just crapping. 

Blueish Monday.. lalala

the Emo bin? not for this post!

My roommate said, i had been writing too many emo posts, and i might as well change the name of the blog to emo bin instead of memory bin. So, i decided to write something non-emo this time. Frankly, at this moment, i still havent thought of what i wanted to write. Hmm... give me few seconds to think...

Let's talk about something funny:
"It was winter... and a bird was flying and suddenly it fell dead due to the coldness..."
erm.. funny right? if you've been 'cold'ed, then it's alright. If you are still wondering what the story means, then probably u gotta go meet more people and interact more often. It's just a typical cold joke.

Okay, let's be serious. I am still not sure what should i write. Maybe i should blog about that, yesterday a friend of mine gave me an i-shuffle. I was quite touched seriously. The most expensive gift that i receive from friend, and it is not a Shared gift. (as in a gift that a bunch of people shares the cost)  Thanks to that friend, although i havent started using it yet (but at least i downloaded itunes). Sometimes i just feel blissful for being so blessed. My life has been too good until i would get frustrated for tiny-miny problems and issues. :-/

Life is a long road. Can I presume the road is always smooth and safe? lol, suddenly the mood of the post is turning into a more solemn and emo atmosphere. Let's leave it then. One advice: There are always friends who are very nice to you despite how you treat them. Find out those friends and treat them nicely. What for treating some other friends very nice while they didn't even care to bother? For those friends who you treated them very well but never give you back the treatment you think you deserve, just forget about them, live your life man. You don't need them!

ps: i guess i can really change the blogname into Emo Bin already. lol

Valentine's Day

Love is in the air~~
but not me. Love is very far away from me at the moment, which is supposed to be a good thing.

Anyway, 1 hour plus more to go, for this V day to be ended.
I have a rather special Valentine's Day though. On this special day, i decided not to sign in facebook! oohoo~~
1 more hour to go and i can go to my favourite website.

Waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting... i'm just addicted to facebook.

Just another 'Hooray' post.

Hooray! My holiday is ending. My body hates resting.
Hooray! My FYP progress is very slow. Wont give stress to other coursemates.
Hooray! My supervisor gonna scold me and give me low grade. Can let my friends chuin back me.
Hooray! Gonna start doing irritating projects/assignments soon. Time to show off my crapping ability.
Hooray! Gonna eat dirty, unhealthy and polluted food. The best thing is, it even tastes bad.
Hooray! Gonna get attacked by mosquitoes swarm in hostel. An opportunity to do good deeds.
Hooray! Gonna wake up early and go to class. I love waking up early.
Hooray!.. Hooray~ err.. what else? No more? I guess my life isnt as great as i expected.

There's something to be sad though.. I am going to grad soon! Hahahaha! Why am i laughing for such a depressing thing? I'm just weird. LOL

My Holiday

Hi all,

Long time no c. I know you all surely miss my blog a lot. Thanks for supporting and sorry for keep you waiting for my new post. (pretending to be a very popular blogger)

The title of this post is "My Holiday". What a boring post. I believe most of you have written some sort of similar post regarding to your holiday or semester breaks (some more than once). But as usual, if you like my writing style, you shouldn't feel bored reading it. And in fact, if you dislike the way i write my blog, you wouldnt even read this post. So, let's assume those who have read 'THIS' sentence love my blog. lol

Sorry to disappoint you, actually this post wouldnt be very interesting though. I just want to describe how short is my holiday and how many activities i have to do. Too much activities too limited time. (Do i sound like a very busy person?) I'm not busy by the way, to be specifically i'm not busy doing work. But i'm pretty occupied with things i want to do.

I'm not sure if you are aware of my interest. This is how i use my free time:

1. Online/Chatting
2. Play PC games
3. Read Novels
4. Watch drama/anime 
5. Outing  

 The above are the major activities that might take me 3-6 hours per day just to implement it. And almost all of them will make me addicted and as a result, i will become crazy (as in forget to eat and sleep, and totally ignore everyone and everything else).

Err... Suddenly... i forget what's my purpose of writing this post. LOL. so that's the end for this post.. will write a more meaningful post next time. Stay tuned. haha.

Psychological Test

Answer the questions using ur instinct, dun think too much.
1. During dinner, there's a table of food, what's the first food comes into your mind?

2. When you are going to sleep, an unknown number calls, will you pick up the phone?

3. You awake at the midnight, and you hear sound of a little girl crying outside your room, you open the door and what do you think you will see?.

Please answer the questions above before you read the bottom.
Analysis:

1. If the first food comes into your mind is western food, means you like western food.
    If the first food comes into your mind is chinese food, means you like chinese food.
    If the first food comes into your mind is malay/indian food, means you like malay/indian food.

2. If you pick up the phone, means you are willing to pick up the phone.
    If you dont pick up the phone, means you are not willing to pick up the phone.

3. If you see a ghost, means you believe in ghost.
    If you see a normal little girl crying, means you believe in normal little girl crying.
    If you see nothing, it DOESNT mean you believe in nothing.

I hope this psychological test helps you all understand yourself better. LOL!

Today is Unbelievable!!!

What happened today was bizarre. Seriously, you wouldnt believe what I'm going to tell you now. Should i say, things were very smooth today? or.. overly smooth? Maybe my luck today is extremely good.

It happens in the morning when I failed to wake up to my 8am class, I woke up at 9am instead. And the class was cancelled. This was just the beginning.

Later I had a group presentation that was 20% coursework marks. I didnt do any preparation and I just came up with inpromptu speech which AMAZINGLY impressed the lecturer. He said very well done for the impromptu speech and complimented me. omg.. so shy that time.

Then,  in the afternoon. When no cafetaria in UTP opens (fasting month), and i was suffering to starvation, suddenly my juniors bought me a KFC. lol. so touching. It was like you receive water when u are in desert. 

Then in the evening, while i finished bathing, i found a 'hidden' rm50 under my bed. It was so weird, unbelievable right? Suddenly bcome rich for no apparent reason.

And just now, i read in elearning that tomoro test was cancelled! lol. so lucky! But that's all for this post, i hope there will be more fortunate events happen later, but too bad, i still gonna continue studying.

Oh ya, forget to mention! i won a I-phone from Digi today. Always the smarter choice!

---the end---

 Ps: Did i just say you are not going to believe what i said? If you didnt believe, you are smart! (in a sense). Let's analyze how well you understand me: firstly, I NEVER fail to wake up to class. NEVER! Secondly, i would NEVER not prepare for a presentation. Thirdly, UTP cafeterias will still open in fasting month.  Fourthly, i will not go and check 'under my bed' for no reason. Even now if the money is really there, i wouldnt know as well. Fifthly, do u think i will still continue studying if test was cancelled? Lastly, i forgive u if u believe everything before, but if u still believe me that i won an Iphone today.... i'm speechless d. Will a person that lucky? and if i'd won one, surely i will be shouting it in facebook d. lol. Anyone get 'zha dao'?  kekeke. 

What should wei han do in a pleasant afternoon?

Before answering the question, let's have a background intro on Wei Han. Anyway, Wei Han is me (jz in case u duno) He is 21 years old and in his final year. He likes to play pc games... and that usually drives him mad while he's playing. Mad in a sense that he wil ignore everything else. His other interest is reading novels; he is even more mad while reading novel. He wont stop reading until he finished the novel and that usually will consume him 3-5 hours per book.

Wei Han doesnt like study. but he is forced to when there's quiz or test. He doesnt like to sleep either (if possible). However, energy drains too fast sometimes. He only slps when he's tired. Online and listen to music is what he will do when he lazy to study and he feels guilty to play games or read novels.

So, here's the question: 

If you are Wei Han, what will you do in a pleasant afternoon if you dont have class? (He has a test, a presentation and a report to submit next week)
A) play pc games
B) read novels
C) study
D) sleep
E) online + listen music

Discussion:

To answer this question, you have to think like Wei Han. Please choose your answer before you read the following. (dont cheat)

Choose A? play pc games... so tempting! however, this is what irrational Wei Han will do. To waste a pleasant afternoon like this? no way.

Choose B? Read novels? even irrational Wei Han wont do this. Read novels will drive him insane, he knows it. So, unless he is very free, he wouldnt read novel. Since next week, he has to submit report, have a test and presentation, the only reason he will read novel is because he is CRAZY already! 

Choose C? Study! Wei Han hates studying. but... ...  there is no 'but'. lol. He simply wont study unless he is very stressed. And Wei Han does not like to study in the afternoon, just for your information.

Choose D?  Sleep... Bingo, that's the right answer. Explanation will be given later.

Choose E? online + listen music. Wei Han will do this if he has limited time. Eg: he has a class in 30 mins time. This is simply the most flexible timing activity of all. He didnt really enjoy online+listen music as much as playing computer and reading novels. 

Answer: D! Why? For a wise Wei Han, he will sleep in the afternoon. (Afternoon is great for nap, isn't it?) Everyone knows, rest is a preparation for longer journey. And that's the whole point. Playing games will exhaust him. Reading novels will destroy him. He hates studying in the afternoon. And he wouldn't want to online and listen music if he has so much time. So, sleep is the best answer.. Sleeping is like pausing his time, increasing his energy for later activities. With enough sleep, he can sleep later at night. With enough sleep, he can focus on doing his work. 

Satisfied with the answer? ;)  Told ya, u gotta think like Wei Han. lol. Ever wonder what i chose today? I chose A... i'm the irrational Wei Han today. so regret for choosing that now. :(